Martyspeak is a language form used by cool teens all around the globe. Includes such awesome phrases like:

Gem - good

Coal - bad

Carbon/Goal/Iron - mediocre, combination of gem and coal

Gemerald/diamond - best

Tanzanite - the best

Dust - worse

Brimstone - worst

Antimatter/Coal 2 - the worst of the worst

Rust - worse than goal, better than coal

Chud - right winger

Kino - amazing/fantastic

Truthnuke/Truke/TRVTHNVKE/TRVKE: factual/correct statement

Tsmt - this, so much this (mockingly. Used in place of "real")

Marge - used to express confusion. Comes from "Marge, I'm confused."


Examples:

Person 1: "My house burned down!"

Marty user: "dude thats Antimatter! im so sorry!

Person 1: "I think iron man is an incredible movie"

Marty user: "Marge? I don't remember it being kino"

Person 1: "I cut my dad off for his racist beliefs."

Marty user: "Your dad sounds like a chud. Cutting him off is such a gemmy move"

Person1: "Have you been on milsparty? It's awesome." Marty user: "TRUTHNUKE"

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